Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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