You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
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not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
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I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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