Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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