Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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