watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Less talking, more tequila
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
