Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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