it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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