spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
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My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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