last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
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Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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