My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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