I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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