i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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