Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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