This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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