is your mom at the bar?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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