she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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