and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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