found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
third nipple confirmed
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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