It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I would fuck him just for his dog
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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