once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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