i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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