My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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