I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
There r osticjed everywhere
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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