the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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