From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Alive.
So much puke
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
