it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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