you traded sex for a burrito?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
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You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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