is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
it's like iHOP with fire
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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