You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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