I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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