So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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