It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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