youre lurking in front of me
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
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Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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