Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
