Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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