For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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