Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
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Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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