these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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