alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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