She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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