I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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