he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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