they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Randomize
