So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
