Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
bring money and cleavage
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Randomize
