we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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