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I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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