all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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