Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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