Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
