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you win
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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