At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
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Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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