I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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