its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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