lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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