her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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