It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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