have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
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Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
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Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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